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You should upgrade or use an alternative browser. Anyone know the words to the Tampax Factory song? Thread starter itchyban Start date 27 Jul Can anyone remember any other verses of this disgustingly brilliant song i heard about 15 years ago? You can tell by the taste that it isnt salmon paste, when the time of the month comes around etc, You can tell that shes blobbin cause shes losing heamaglobin, when the time of the month comes around etc, Boney.
You can tell by her moaning that she's loosing haemaglobin when the end of the month comes round singing whooa-oooo-oooo Small, medium, large, super dooper,. You can tell by the flies at the tops of her thighs when the end of the month comes round You can tell by the string that she's got the bugger in when the end of the month comes round You can tell by the blisters that you've got to shag her sisters when the end of the month comes round You can tell by the frown that you'll have to pot the brown when the end of the month comes round I may have heard it once or twice Yeah I never understood that one either Slightly different chorus Oooo ohh ohh ohhh Tampax factory, Shout your orders loud and clear loud and clear!
We've got small, medium, large, Super dooper, fill a barge, When the end of the month comes around! You can tell by the stench that she's got a sceptic trench CutLunchCommando LE.
You can tell by the rope that you haven't got a hope You can tell she's in pain when she's walking like JohnWayne You can tell by the sludge that it isn't Cadburys fudge The Hockey girls had an adapted version which they sang back at us. Can't rmember any of it though. Never heard the whole thing, but The running around bit frightened me so I never joined. For web searches and from HHH song-book their version might have originated from Oz or Spamland and was about the 'Kotex' industry.
Good hunting. The resulting display by the Regs was described as 'a privilege to witness' even by our long-serving ex-regs. Ever willing to set someone else up for some work, can I suggest the Arrsepedia might What a brilliant thread Thank You for restoring my faith! Funny as fack! My sides are hurting. You can tell by the blob on the end of your kn0b You can tell when its thick on the end of your d! You can tell by the rash that's covering her gash.
You can tell by the tinge that you'd best avoid the minge If she's got a red muff you won't get her up the duff. MrsDarthspud LE. MrsDarthspud said:. You can tell by the grunt that theres turmoil in her cnut There's always one who lowers the tone, isn't there?
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