A lot of guys out there will be happy - or at least willing - to admit their first crush was on a female superhero. Many fewer would admit they still have one today, but old habits died hard. Some of these geeks have the prettiest girlfriends and some of them are dressed up like female superheroes. She gets super crazy hot. We do need to take a moment to point one thing out. A superhero is not a supervillain. Sorry Catwoman or Harley Quinn. Hey, we like Spiderman, Superman and Iron Man as much as the next person, but where are our strong, brave female representative for justice?
More importantly, where are the hot ones? Give us sexy ladies kicking butt in short shorts and a push-up corset that makes her boobs bulge out.
The time has come to take the eraser to the comic books and the superhero movies. Remember Robin, from Batman and Robin? Remember how you always wondered if he liked girls? Does that count? Did she get to slide down the Batpole? Why is it everything about this sexy beast sounds like it can be found in a spice rack?
Not the bad kind. The good kind, where you wear sexy outfits. She also proves that you can have a twin brother who is a total meathead and still pull off being the Princess of Power. What more do you need in a girl? A hot body? Apparently it also protects her from getting naked. Boy, do we have a superhero for you! As in all quality incestual relationships, a second brother, Takeo, gets jealous and is disowned.
Years later, he shows up demanding to battle his brother, winner gets Tatsu. During the battle, a fire starts, Maseo gets distracted and is killed. So, with two brothers dead, she flees with the kids and starts training as a samurai, taking the name Kitana.
Her magical sword, the Soultaker, true to its name, takes the souls of those who Kitana kills with it. Later on, it gains Sword Totem status of the Outsiders. Like many superheroes who have been part of the culture for more than 70 years there are a lot of incarnations of Hawkgirl, but the one we like the best is the original from the Golden Age of DC Comics. Her given name was Shiera Hall and she was actually the reincarnation of an Egyptian princess and was married to another Egyptian reincarnate who went by the name of Carter Hall in the 20th Century, but was also known as Hawkman.
Whenever they got killed, they were able to be born again, but fans knew the duo mainly as the Halls. Hawkman spent most of his time in the Justice Society of America, but this being the s, Hawkgirl. Surely you mean Elasti-girl with the hyphen in her name from DC Comics who made her first appearance in the mids. Not her. We can all agree our favorite part of any magic act is when the sexy lady assistant gets sawed in half or when the sexy lady assistant puts the magician in a straight jacket or when the sexy lady assistant We like sexy lady assistants and we believe the only thing hotter than a sexy lady assistant is a sexy lady magician.
Zatanna was a close friend of Bruce Wayne because of their similar pasts. She also knows Selina is into Bruce. As with many of these characters who have been around for 50 years, different people have been the alter egos depending on what the comic writer needed.
Marvel is one of these characters, having seen multiple true identities. We choose this version for two reasons. One, she was also known as She-Thing and wore super sexy outfits as that persona. Second because this version of Marvel was a lady wrestler. Sharon runs into The Thing at a school dance or something and agrees to join the Unlimited Class Wrestling Federation. This is an interesting conundrum.
Susan Storm was gifted the power of invisibility after being exposed to one of those pesky cosmic storms. Along with making herself invisible, she can make other people and objects invisible, usually in a situation of danger. This is a list about wishing we could see sexy female superheroes without their super-suits, or whatever they call those stupid, stupid clothes they feel compelled to wear.
Most of the incarnations of Crystal show a shapely woman often wearing a yellowish-peach uniform. Crystal is from the race of inhumans who developed superhuman abilities when exposed to Terrigen Mist. Aside from her banging body, we also like Crystal because she can do it all.
She can control earth, fire air and water, which pretty much covers everything including harnessing electricity or bending metal rods at her will. As long as she keeps wearing that outfit she can do whatever she wants to rods. Both Silverstone and Yvonne Craig, who played the character on the campy s television show were shown as women trying to prove she belonged with Batman and Robin.
Our Batgirl stands alongside Batman - and frankly, should stand in front of Robin since she could kick his butt. He never recognized it was his daughter, just like he never recognized Batman was that weird rich guy. He may be a dope but Mr. Commissioner Gordon sure make good looking superheroes. But like every other Soviet ballet dancer in the s, Romanoff defected aligning herself with the Avengers and joining the team at S.
Lynda Carter played that Wonder Woman and was actually a spitting image of how the comic had always been portrayed. For those wondering, this founding member of the Justice League is a demigoddess and warrior princess of the Amazons. Anyway, back to the two hot ladies. Pathetically, it took one of the two major comic book companies DC and Marvel until to feature an African-American female superhero. She is one of those characters whose backstory has largely stayed the same through the years but she has undergone a number of makeovers.
This beauty was born in New York City, the child of a Kenyan tribal princess and an American photographer. Ororo Munroe, as she was named, moved to Cairo as a baby and then a fighter jet crashed into her home killing her parents when she was five.
Want to see Storm in her birthday suit? Thank you, Halle Berry. We spent far too long trying to figure out exactly how the family tree works with her, Superman, Kal-L and Supergirl our head starting hurting like we were wearing a kryptonite crown. In terms of looks nobody else in the family can hold a candle to this hottie. What we want to address is how the cleavage of her costume keeps coming and going through the years. Her outfit now reflects the one she debuted in back in All-Star Comics No. The shades were drawn on that window when publisher Jenette Kahn said it was too sexist.
Later, she wore a capeless yellow and white unitard, which eventually became blue and white with a small cape. This version also returned the cleavage window, so we assume Kahn was rightfully fired, not understanding her target audience. Like anybody who stumbles into one of these contests, you immediately wonder if you know any of the superheroes who entered.
Holy cow! And there is the most perfect superhero body that has ever been put on this Earth. Or Earth-Two. Or Krypton.
Or anywhere in this universe. Or the multiverse. You know what to do next: Ask Captain America for a dollar bill. Leave A Comment. The most LOL-worthy things the Internet has to offer. A fresh take on sports: the biggest news and most entertaining lists.